Want a change from searching for online car insurance quotes or life insurance quotes? Then instead of online auto quotes read some of our free online funny quotes! Great humorous quotations to brighten your day! Some of these funny sayings and expressions are by famous comedians such as Bob Hope, Jerry Lewis, Groucho Marx, Joan Rivers and Spike Milligan. Some were not meant to humorous, from politicians such as John F Kennedy, Winston Churchill and Richard Nixon. Humorous sayings from celebrities and great, favourite movie stars - these movie stars include Woody Allen, Elvis Presley, Mae West and Robin Williams. Authors are also a great source of amusing and witty sayings from people such Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde and H G Wells. It only goes to show that you do not have to be a comedian to come up with humorous or witty quotations, sayings and expressions. Use an amusing saying during a conversation to raise a smile from your friends and family.
Famous Sayings & Expressions
Movie Quote? Looking for a famous Movie quotation? Find the famous comical and sometimes hilarious expressions used in some of the greatest films by glamorous actors and actresses from the past and the present. Short quotations? This is the place for you - 99% of our humorous expressions are short and many of them are cute as well! Looking for some inspiration for a wedding or marriage then some of these wedding or marriage sayings might prove to be extremely useful. Someone's Birthday? Want to add something humorous, witty or amusing on their Birthday card, then check out these Birthday quotations. But if there is a new baby in the family then make the new parents laugh with a suitable baby quotation or saying - we think that these are some of the funniest quotations on the site. We all went through school and college where we often met some unusual teachers - look up some funny quotes about school, college, a teacher and life in general in the world of education. Some of the most humorous and witty expressions and sayings are about work, drinking and the office party. Some of these sayings may well 'ring a bell' in relation to work, drinking and the office party. The office party is most often held at Christmas. Check out the section about Christmas and see what comical and sometimes hilarious things other people have to say about Christmas, the 'Season of goodwill'. When work finally comes to an end we move on to the retirement party and retirement quotations and sayings. Life rolls on and a good sense of humor is sometimes even reflected on tombstones! All of these subjects are covered by the TV anchorman. They can talk (and how!) - check out some of the amusing sayings from some of the famous anchormen. Want a change from searching for online car insurance quotes or life insurance quotes? Then instead of online auto quotes read some of our free online funny quotes!
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